1. Gas up the car and head back to the Maple City.

2. Try not to look puzzled when you see "Wisconsin Lutheran Warriors" on an MIAA banner.

3. Paint the rock with something only you and a few old cronies understand.

4. Go for a "short jog" with Dr. Michael McGrath.

5. Start a pick-up game of basketball in the Merillat Center or a volleyball game in the quad with some current students.

6. Reminisce within earshot of a group of freshmen about how much better it was "back in the day."

7. Wander through Shipman Library and realize how good the AC students have it these days.

8. Get to Maple Stadium early. Then fire up your grill, turn on the radio and play catch in the parking lot.

9. Start a chant of "First Down Adrian, Goooo" at the football game.

10. Visit your dorm or fraternity house. Wonder how you ever made it through college without a computer or DVD player in your room.

11. Stop by your favorite watering hole, only to realize that Rossi's is now TLC Credit Union.        

12. Be pleased to discover that some things never change: "Strawberry Whip-n-Chill" is still a student favorite in Ritchie, and you still need a ticket for steak night.

13.  Grab a bite to eat at one of the local restaurants. After realizing that the Rock Inn and Chisholms are no longer here, rejoice that you can still go to Ed's.

14. Reunite your intramural floor hockey team for a midnight game in Ridge-only to discover that Ridge is now the student union.

15. Prove to your kids and/or grandkids that you DO know how to have fun. Drag them to every place on campus that inspires a great story. And make them listen to every one.