2. Try not to
look puzzled when you see "Wisconsin Lutheran Warriors"
on an MIAA banner.
3. Paint the
rock with something only you and a few old cronies understand.
4. Go for a
"short jog" with Dr. Michael McGrath.
5. Start a pick-up
game of basketball in the Merillat Center or a volleyball
game in the quad with some current students.
6. Reminisce
within earshot of a group of freshmen about how much
better it was "back in the day."
7. Wander through
Shipman Library and realize how good the AC students
have it these days.
8. Get to Maple
Stadium early. Then fire up your grill, turn on the
radio and play catch in the parking lot.
9. Start a chant
of "First Down Adrian, Goooo" at the football
game.
10. Visit your
dorm or fraternity house. Wonder how you ever made it
through college without a computer or DVD player in
your room.
11. Stop by
your favorite watering hole, only to realize that Rossi's
is now TLC Credit Union.
12. Be pleased
to discover that some things never change: "Strawberry
Whip-n-Chill" is still a student favorite in Ritchie,
and you still need a ticket for steak night.
13. Grab a bite
to eat at one of the local restaurants. After realizing
that the Rock Inn and Chisholms are no longer here,
rejoice that you can still go to Ed's.
14. Reunite
your intramural floor hockey team for a midnight game
in Ridge-only to discover that Ridge is now the student
union.
15. Prove to your kids and/or
grandkids that you DO know how to have fun. Drag them
to every place on campus that inspires a great story.
And make them listen to every one.